Ah my blog. Starting to have a love relationship with this thing but I’m so glad to be re-loading it with more spoonfuls of my personalized bullshit. Good thing about going missing I have quite A few things lined up to talk about but we’ll start here. . .
Not that much has changed. I mean I’m sure like there’s a lot of terms I could use on twitter that’d make me sound like a dinosaur but that’s the beauty of twitter. Shit changes so fast that it’s just become this black hole(whore) of dihaorre . . diorrea? Fuck diarrhea ( fuck that word is tough) eating up useless information before shitting it all out on a canvas for the world to see.
How are the homies?
Well I had two very terrible fears when I got a new phone.
- My friends had all madly moved forward in life sending me into stress induced coma as I sit around and ask myself “fuck and what have you been doing with your life asshole?”
- They’d all taken a turn for the worst and had changed personalities so much that I couldn’t relate. Throwing me Into a frenzy of crippling self inflicted loneliness.
- They’re all still the same with new life experiences and are happy to know i wasn’t a victim of xenophobia.
(Hehe it was 3 fears) :D. The feeling of mutual filling of a partial void is unmatched and once I knew my homies were a okay I could breath easy.
What New On The Internet!
Well . . . The better question I had to ask was “what’s been happening on all those sites I used to browse on daily!
Amongst my top sites were
- 9gag
- Cracked
- The editing room
- *cough* TMZ
- The chive
- Mirror football
Out of all those only one kinda didn’t suck which was mirror football. Everything else just sucked. 9gag is now just filled assholes trying to one up anything honest and nice on the sites. A site that was purely and about rage comics and memes is now just this gathering pool for superfans and cynical assholes to ask questions they’d normally could never just asked themselves or google “how do I approach a girl?”
*inserts picture of pop culture icon of cats doing said action*
Urgh. To think I was part of the change hoping i bump into a girl that likes 9gag when really I should be looking for anyone who also breaks down in laughter at a rage comic.
My intentions were honest at least,ill sleep comfortably knowing I’m now just a hypocrite of my old self so yeah, pretty done with that site. I’ll leave it alone and let that little click of 9gag users enjoy themselves.
Before i drift off and go around trashing the internet let me wrap this little post nicely.
I guess the key things to know is that being away from technology gives you time todo pretty useful and or beneficial things in your life and like anything thing else in life once you get back in it you have to accept you were sucked in and it wont be exactly the same as you left it. You can either gleefully be part of the madness or just be hipster about it and be HAPPY with your choice don’t let it eat you up man. Go plant some trees or check how your maid’s kids are doing or a riot over the lack of freezes(Seriously where did all the freezes go)
Be different and be cool with it.
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